Me: *sits on couch silently*
Parents: ” what is your fucking issue, what’s the fucking attitude for. Seriously
Me: *looks up* what are you talk about
Parents: *goes on for 10 minutes about how me and my attitude needs to be adjusted*
Am I the only one?
Tracks
i hate when you sit down and your jacket’s zippered and the zipper like bunches up and makes a weird bump and it looks like you have a boner
im a girl and i still don’t want people thinking i have a boner
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Malia Obama is a real G
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*lays down to take a nap*
*wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*
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what if lollipops moaned everytime we licked them
it’s always 2 am somewhere
Cloud spiral in the sky. An Iridescent (Rainbow) Cloud in Himalaya. The phenomenon was observed early am 18 Oct 2009
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Cat on a stakeout. I imagine.
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So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
okay i’m scared. let’s do this
it was a cute little kitten omg
mine was a gif of nalla hitting simba in the face
Mickey Mouse :)
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The art of the perfect restaurant sign.
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